Just Call Me Mrs. Sauce

While eating Chinese food…

Me: OMG. You are so lucky this brown sauce is not a person.
Dan: What? Why?
Me: Because I would seriously make out with this brown sauce. Right here, right now. Without caring that you were in the room.
Dan: You are so weird.
Me: No, seriously. It’s God’s garlicy gift to Chinese food. I think I want to marry this brown sauce and have it’s babies.

A little while later, while watching House

Dan: You are so lucky House is not a real person.
Me: LOL. An why is that, Husband?
Dan: I don’t want to tell you.
Me: I knew I was just a ruse.
Dan: You’re only a ruse if House comes to life.


You know most of the time, I’m totally in agreement with you. Unfortunately, this time, I’m with Dan. You are pretty weird; but maybe just where Chinese food is concerned… I guess time will tell…

Next time you’re here, I’m bringing you some beef with broccoli or house special chicken. Then you will agree with me!





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