Every once in awhile, I recall the amount of frustration I had when setting up this blog. Specifically, getting the traffic monitor to properly work. You would think I would follow the site statistics more frequently, considering how many headaches I got setting them up. Nope. It’s a once every 6 months sort of thing.

Here are the most recent searches that brought traffic to my site. Always good for a chuckle.

“Lady of Leisure blog” Maybe I should cut back on the posts announcing my lack of employment. Dan might appreciate not having a constant reminder that he is the sole provider for our household and we don’t even have kids or any reason for my lack of a job.

“best items received by complaining” Everything, my friend. The squeaky wheel gets the new shoes…or something like that.

“I’m like popeye” I’m not sure what this person was looking for exactly. Confirmation of a statement? A shirt to match his muscles? A group for spinach addicted bloggers? I hope he or she found whatever they were looking for. It was obviously not on my blog because they only spent 7 seconds on the site.

“guccigirl warcraft” I’m hoping this means there is a WOW player out there who is outfitting her characters with contemporary fashion styles. However, I don’t think a pair of slingbacks would be very appropriate for late night raids through caverns. Lack of arch support and all that.

“klick pet training” From the stories on this blog, it is pretty obvious that we are not good at training our pets. The site visitor thought so too. They only spent 12 seconds on the post about the dogs farting.

“ninja skills I have them” Well, duh. Of course you would come to this site for that.

“aka I ninja” The word ninja pops up in the statistics a lot. My skills are legendary.

“ninja skills for Christmas” I wish I could impart my wisdom to you, little one. Ninja skills are something that you feel. You can’t just learn them or buy them to stick under the Christmas tree.

“proper way of pronouncing fondant” I’d like to point out that people are coming to my site for cooking and food education. Again, my skills are legendary.

“cats will take over the world” Not “will take.” “Have taken.”

“The Klicks” You found us. Well, two of us. OK, actually only one of us and the other is just a victim silent supporter of the blog. There are others, of course. Klicks I mean, not victims of the blog. Well, besides the cats and my family and anyone who wants to learn ninja skills from me. Wait, where was I going with this?