“Sara, your blog has been so strangely quiet lately. What gives, yo?”
Well dear Reader, I’m working on a project that requires quite a bit of my time.
“What sort of project? A lovely novel or perhaps the cure for some sort of disease?”
No, Reader. Those are both completed and stored away for a rainy day. This current project is so fan-freaking-tastic that I have to keep it under wraps until I am finished with it.
“You’re stumped on some part of it, aren’t you?”
You don’t know me.
I sat down, anticipating writing a heartfelt, emotional blog about my darling husband and how much I love him. But I found myself at a loss for words. I spend so much time on this blog making fun of him and while it’s all in good fun, it’s how our relationship is. I can’t describe our married life any better than I do daily on here. He makes me laugh, says silly things just to hear my chuckle, he can be a turd but he always remedies it with shoulder rubs or by scratching my back. Our life is fun together and as cliche as this sounds, I love being married to my best friend. We are not perfect, but he tries his darndest to make our life together perfect.
The love of my life has put up with me for 2 years now. 730 days of married life and he is not sick of me yet. Thank you Husband, for putting up with me when I sing theme songs and commerical jingles. Thank you for only rolling your eyes when I make fun of you on the blog. Thank you for silently smiling instead of making fun of me when I say something dumb. Thank you for teaching me things and expanding my view of the world.
Thank you for being you.
Love,
Your Wife
Tomorrow is our 2 year anniversary but because Dan is a turd, he is making me wait until after midnight to celebrate. *sigh* So instead I shall post 7 fabulously entertaining facts about myself. I was tagged by JB at La Belle Ecrivaine. Her blog name is awesome, even though it took me over 5 minutes and 2 translation programs to figure out what it meant. I’m not making it easy for you guys. You have to google it yourself.
Anyway, 7 Things About Me. Here are the rules:
1. Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
2. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog, some random, some weird.
3. Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.
4. Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.
1. I am allergic to everything weird. No nut allergies, no reactions to wheat or lactose. Instead, I am allergic to cucumbers, raw potato and mosquitoes. And I randomly get hives if it’s too hot, cold, humid or dry outside. I need to live in a bubble.
2. I used to work at Disneyland and still adopt my Disney phone voice. I’ve tried to break myself of the habit but much like a two fingered point, Disney has brainwashed it into me.
3. I get into food phases. I will have a phase where all I want to drink is Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Or Tampico. Or water with lemon. The only thing that has never phased out? Diet Coke. Because Diet Coke is the schiznit.
4. I am half ninja. No, seriously. I am half ninja and half Mexican drug lord. Watch your backs.
5. I want Martha Stewart to be my best friend. I figure she’ll give me some great organization tips, bake me a molten chocolate cake and then we’d hang while chatting about peonies. I love you, Martha.
6. I often say things just to annoy Dan. He knows I’m doing it on purpose so he doesn’t let it bother him but that doesn’t ruin the fun for me. Tonight, I spent a good portion of the car ride home from our date singing the only line I know from the theme of The Lion King. Our conversation went like this:
Me: Ooh! The Lion King is in town!
Dan: It’s at Gammage. It’ll be expensive.
Me: Nants ingonyama!
Dan: It’s the professional tour, and I think it’s the actual Broadway cast too.
Me: Bagithi Baba!
Dan: Are you even listening to me?
Me: Sithi uhm ingonyama!
7. When I get excited, I talk really fast. When I’m super excited, my voice gets high pitched. When I’m full of caffeine and super excited, it’s hard to understand me. Throw in talking with my hands, and I become a lethal weapon.
I tag The Noisy Plume, Tartraz, Thoughts and Biro Sketches, Astro Squirrel Bait, Clever Girl Goes Blog, I Hate So Much and Often Wrong Never in Doubt. All of these ladies are wonderful writers and I’m sure they will entertain us with their lists. Plus, I’m hoping they are all susceptible to peer pressure and blatant butt kissing.
